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So, I think I figured this out.

In case Domino breaks out in a Zombie Apocalypse, Resident Evil 1 and Dead Rising being the best cases, Night of the Living Dead and I Am Legend being the worst cases, and Shaun of the Dead still being worth mention for still being the funniest case, screw you Zombieland, we're at about Left 4 Dead 1 scale.

Just to remind everybody, if you are in a Left 4 Dead 1 scenario, do NOT BE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
Smoker - YOU WILL BE INFECTED.
Atheletic Guy - YOU WILL BE INFECTED.
Huge muscular guy - YOU WILL BE INFECTED.
Fat Guy - YOU WILL BE INFECTED.
Depressed Girl - YOU WILL BE INFECTED.
Most of all, don't be a nameless guy nobody cares about because you will DEFINITELY be infected.

Here's my advice:
- Stock up on pain pills, bandages, adrenaline injections and defibrillators.
- Get creative when thinking up weapons. I for once am gathering hatchets with firecrackers attached to the end!

I hope that's helped everybody.