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Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

...that's such a...lame reference. Sorry.

A-anyway! I'm back! I...don't really know the specifics on how, so if you're confused, so am I...

...oh yeah. Before I forget.

I have a penis. But I'm still a girl.

Got a problem with that, you can sit on it and rotate.